days in KL

Day 1.....

woke up early in da morning....around 6 sth....fuiyoh.....dam sleepy....
wat to do....hafta follow my dad's time....he hafta work, no work no money......lolz...
da journey was ok....coz i slept da whole time, then finally reached kl bout 7 sth.....my dad park his car in his office n showed me n goon da waay from his office to KLCC.....n left us alone when we reached there.....

then we took da putra line to kelana jaya.....n took a cab to KDU......my purpose in KL is to get my hostel key from them but....this is wat happened:

mengz: excuse me, i'm looking for ms. su ching[da counsellor hu registered me]
da dude: okay, have a seat please.

after few seconds,

SC: (blur blur look at me)
mengz: kok meng, mass comm, hostel?
SC: ohhhh....ya....gimme one minute ya....

after few minutes,

SC: erhm....sori ah, we cant give u da key yet coz da room is not ready yet...can u come back tomorrow?
mengz: (swt..) erhm.....okay, and (taking out my forecast result) u asked me to bring this.
SC: oh ya, come with me.....
mengz: followed her to da office

when finish da bussiness,

SC: i'll call you later to confirm da time with u, okay?
mengz: ok....bye.....

then took a cab back to da LRT station n change n change rails again then reached low yat, goon's paradise......lepak around see coms, take catalogue n goon explain da coms stuff to me, n he bought a com fan....then went time square, walk around n see lotz n lotz of weird ppl...then went back to KLCC, wait for my dad to call.....then went for dinner n balik tidur la......

(did u guyz noticed dat da SC din call me??)

end of day 1

DAY 2.....

woke up 8 sth, went out about 10 sth for our brunch n i called da SC.....

SC: helo?
mengz: su ching? dis is kok meng.i........
SC: oh ya kok meng, i was about to call u...
mengz: oh.....erhm, wat time will my hostel be ready?
SC: erhm......u can come around 1 to take ur key....
mengz: ok....thx....bye

then we makan....n while waiting for cab.....my phone rang....

SC: helo, kok meng?
mengzz: yeah?
SC: dis is su ching from KDU ah, i'm very sorry ah, da person in chrage for ur hostel is busy around 1....can u come around 3??
mengzz: (marlou...3 AH??!!) er......ok

then we took cab went KLCC...
in KLCC, called my dad ask him come pick me after his lunch to KDU, settle my stuff then balik.....the both of us walk around until we tought of sth fun to do......hehe.....
prank call....!! i use my phone to call sumone from his phonebook n kacau da fella while he do da same to mine....

victim no. 1: shuen king(datz from goon's phone n she tak da my phone num.....hehe)
da call goes like dis....*ahem*

SK: helo?
mengz: may i speak to ms. shuen king pls?
SK: yes, speaking.
mengz: erhm.....dis is the education department....
SK: uh huh....
mengz: we wan to inform u dat u r caught cheating in ur SPM examination.
SK: huh??!!
mengz: yes....u were caught cheating.
SK: hu-uh??!! meee...??? cheating????
mengz: yes, we found out dat u have similar answers with another student.
SK: WAT?? wait.....who r u?
mengz: i'm one of da officers from da department.
SK: (sudah blur) wait wait.....hus da other student?? r we in da same row or wat?
mengz: sori, we cant tell u dat, and we don't care if one sit in one end and the other sit in other end, as long as u are in da same center n u have same answers, u r considered cheating.....
SK: ......... so wat u wan me to do now....?
mengz: we want u to come to da department in KL to give ur explanation, we have already informed da other student.
SK: ......
mengz: i shall pass u to my boss so he can explain wat u have to do.
SK: oh ok.....

passed da phone to goon.....

goon: hi SK....ah soon ah.....
[he had his conversation]
goon: (LOL) kay, bye......

and datz our first victim......

victim no. 2: lam pin jun(obviously from my phone la)

[goon's da wan talking, so i dunno her reaction]
goon: is dis ms. pin jun?
then bla bla bla all da same thing i said
goon: i shall pass u to my boss to explain to u wat u should do.

passed da phone to me,

mengz: hi, how r u?
PJ: erhm......fine thank you
mengz: lei chi ngor bin gor mou? (u noe hu m i or not?)
PJ: BIN GOR LEI GEH??!!!! (hu da hell??!!)
mengz: gu ha...(guess)
PJ: BIN GOR LEI GEH?????!!!!!!!
mengz: kok meng ah.....
PJ: lei zhi ngor lam jue mie mou??!! (u noe i tot wat ah???!!!!)
mengz: mie? (wat?)
PJ: hitz fm go gor ah.....(hitz fm dat wan ah)
mengz: lol!!
n there goes da normal conversation.
mengz: bye.....

we still lotz of victims, but lazy mau type la.....da victims include, cheng fai, ah su, etc etc......LOLZ!!

then 4 sth my dad called ask us go out.....so we went out, get up my dad's fwenz car, go thru traffic jam to his office, go high class yum cha with his 3 boss, 1 drink(ice lemon tea) 5 bucks ah!! mineral water also need 3 bucks!! giiiiiiiler......then after dat go to my car, n b4 reaching da apartment my phone rang......

SC: yes? may i help u? (i called her 2 hrs b4 but no one answer)
mengz: su ching, i'll be there about 30 mins to take my key....
SC: huh???!!!! now??? knot wor, da person in charge is not here ledi wor.....can u come tomo.....
mengz: .............. talk to my dad

handed da phone to my dad n they keng......go take on da 3rd itself......marlou....made me go KL for NTH!!!!

then, we pack n balik straight.......n da satay dinner was nice.....yum......

datz my days in KL.....wasted so much cash n time for nth.....MARLOU!!!

Sun Tzu's Art of War: Chapter I

I've just finish reading chapter I and I'm now very very very bored....so I just thought sharing these with everyone.

Chapter I: Laying Plans

1. The art of war is of vital importance to the State.

2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.

3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

4. These are: The Moral Law; Heaven; Earth; The Commander; Method and discipline.

5, 6. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their rulers, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger.

7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and season.

8. Earth comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chance of life and death.

9. The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerity, benevolence, courage and strictness.

10. By method and discipline are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every general: he who knows them will be victorious, he who knows them not will fail.

12. Therefore, i your deliberations, when seeking to determine the military conditions, let them be made the basis of a comparison, in this wise:

13. (1) Which of the two sovereigns is imbued with the Moral Law?
(2) Which of the two generals has more ability?
(3) With whom lie the advantages derived from Heaven and Earth?
(4) On which side discipline most rigorously enforced?
(5) Which army is stronger?
(6) On which side are officers and men more highly trained?
(7) In which army is there the greater constancy both in reward and punishment?

14. By means of these seven considerations I can forecast victory or defeat.

15. The general that hearkens to my counsel and acts upon it, will conquer: let such one be reatained in command! The general that hearkens not to my counsel nor acts upon it, will suffer defeat:--let such a one be dismissed!

16. While heading the profit of my counsel, avail yourself also of any helpful circumstances over and beyond the ordinary rules.

17. According as circumstances are favourable, one should modify ones plans.

18. All warfare is based on deception.

19 Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem in active; when we are near, we must make enemy believe we are far away; when we are far away, we must make him believe we are near.

20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

21. If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him.

22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

23. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, seperate them.

24. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear when you are not expected.

25. These military devices, leading to victory, must not be divulged beforehand.

26. Now the general who wins in a battle makes many calculations in his temple are the battle is fought. The general who loses is a battle makes few calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention to this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.

dat is all from chapter 1. enjoy....... :) n pls dun steal dis n post sumwhere else.....very susah to type u noe.....

letz get it started.....

since i'm damn bored at home, i might as well start blogging...besides, i'm leaving to KL for college, so....dis is sumthing i can do to at least keep my fwenz updated bout me....hehe.....